Masked Monsters & Kept Women

I know a man who once threw a meat cleaver at his sister and nearly split her skull open. He regularly beats and intimidates his wife of twenty-five years and cheats on her. He smokes and drinks excessively, gambles, and occasionally leers at young girls. I am disgusted by the fact that I’m related to this…

My Hero

My hero is 6’8″ and 200lbs. He’s the strongest man I’ve ever met. I’ve seen him singlehandedly lift stoves and 40″ cabinets. He was born with 30/2o vision. He never gets sick, and he functions well on less than six hours of sleep each night. He also catches thieves and champions the weak from time to…